In a pickle about how to tell that special someone in your life that they mean a lot to you? Probably best to steer clear of these ideas then.
I am once again ecstatic that Amazon has branched out of books and CDs and has gone for something a bit more je ne sais quois. I was already excited about the range of bacon products on offer, and now to compliment your Patron Saint of Bacon Statue, you can add a yodeling pickle to your mantelpiece.
If you’re part of the 90% of people who picks out the pickle from your McDonald’s double cheese burger, this may be just what you need to conquer your fear of a squishy green thing soaked in brine.
I do like how the manufacturers felt the need to specify that this device is an electronic yodeling pickle, just in case anyone thought it had the power to do a Frauline Von Trapp by divine intervention.
Other pickly products to spend your hard-earned cash on includes a Pickle-Pult to terrorise your cat or loved one with.
Note that if you are tempted by the Pickle-Pult, you should really only use the official Mini Terrified Pickle refills in lieu of carving out your own pickle projectiles.
Just in case one of your Terrified Pickles goes astray (or hits it target) you can fix up a nasty mini-pickle-sized-gash with a Pickle Bandaid.
Finally, seeing as Halloween is just around the corner, I couldn’t not include the adult (yes you read that right) sized Pickle Costume.
Used in conjunction with a life-sized ice cream costume, this fetching outfit can also be used to subtly hint to your other half that you may be expecting in 9 months’ time.
So don’t hold the pickle- be it!