Found this on Amazon when I wasn’t searching for anything remotely pig-related:
I particularly like how J&D’s felt the need to trademark the sentence, “everything should taste like bacon.” Pity, as I was so close to using that as my strapline.
Anyway, this tasty alternative to Vaseline comes in a 4 pack from the online superstore. I find this a bit concerning as J&D’s must expect its clientele to love its bacon flavour so much, they won’t be able to help themselves but chomp into the stick.
And if you’re wondering who exactly buys this stuff, it’s people who also had the good sense to add these to their shopping basket:
Bacon Salt- a 4 bottle variety pack.
All this time I thought bacon only came in 1 flavour.
Bacon Air Freshener
Because it’s not enough that “everything should taste like bacon”…
Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon
When you need to make a Body of Christ butty
Mr Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Why tofu is French escapes me, though from the looks on their faces, bacon is definitely giving it to monsieur.
Bacon Flavoured Mints
If you’re about to go on a first date, take a mouthful of these. Just trust me on this one.